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My Thoughts on The World Cup.

21 June 2010

I don’t care much for Soccer/Football (aka Footie). You know what I really, really love (apparently?) …


‘How much do I love them?’ you may be wondering. Surely, not, rather that I think they are annoying and bothersome, when our attentions could better be directed toward the important Football matches at hand.

To that, I simply reply:

Angelina had the great fortune of finding a local merchant who sold her one. I however, had to resort to buying one on eBay, and am still awaiting its arrival.

In the meantime, I’m filling my Vuvuzela needs with the following App:

Finally I’d like to share with you an expression of my love, as can only be conveyed in the form of art, a painting I did, depicting my true feelings for this wonderful instrument:

I will be sad once this Soccer Tournament is over, as I will not have the excuse to burst into long-winded bouts of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at my leisure. Hopefully, as just one can trust that the seasons for World Cups come and go, the Vuvuzela will remain – ever constant – ever BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzing. I pray.